1.Heart Break Hotel
Heart Break Hotel by the Vandals
Ever since my baby left, found a new place I dwell
It's down on the end, a lonely street called Heartbrak Hotel
Left me in the gutter, mud on my face
Left me in the gutter, a total disgrace
She took my manhood and broke it in two
Now what's a broken hearted man sposed' to do？
Ever since my baby left, found a new place I dwell
It's down on the end a lonely street called heartbreak hotel
Been so lonely, so fucking lonely
So god damn lonely I could shit
I been so lonely, so fucking lonely
So god damn lonely, wanna kill that bitch cuz...
She was a cunt, she was a bitch, she left me with a cock that
itched (x2)
Go Gonna go grab some wires, put em' around her neck
I'll sit on her face, make her eat my shit
Tie her up, feed her to the bats
Put her in the cellar, feed her to the rats...
2.An Idea For A Movie
An idea for a movie
I got an idea for a movie,
and it goes like this
(Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught
In a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures,
I think it could be big
Is it too soon to whisper Oscar？
Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear
All we need are some meetings and a lead
I got an idea for a movie,
It's about this guy
Who wished and wished 'til it came true,
And now this kid can fly
I got an idea for a movie,
and here's my pitch
I get a job and quit my band,
And you stop being a bitch
And we will have adventures,
Like the boy and his bottle did
Is it too soon to whisper Oscar？
Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear
All we need are some meetings and a lead
With a happy ending there this thing will write itself, I swear
All we need is some trick photography
I forgot one thing about the guy
Who gained the ability to fly
It was actually only for a foot or two
And only an inch or so high
3.A Gun For Christmas
Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
- But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own
protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other
gifts - If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with
out a limp - Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on
New Year's Eve, - cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up
I believe - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and
loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying
down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts -
I'll only tell you once 'Stay the fuck away from my shit' - I
will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport - and to keep
the carolers off my god damn porch - and preventing Yuletide
homicide's this year - I won't be a victim this year thanks to
Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all
because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
- I'll only tell you once 'Stay the fuck away from my shit' -
Christmas needs security , security is weapons. - Vigilante
action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift
we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God -
for guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas
message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take
all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas
to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once 'Stay the
fuck away from my shit' - I won't be a victim this year thanks
to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all
because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
- I'll only tell you once 'Stay the fuck away from my crap - or
I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!'
4.Aging Orange
I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was
almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But
you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite
bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb
songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my ape drape - or
hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan
- So after much thought - and a panel of experts - I came up
with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my frustrations -
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented
socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no
one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is
cursed？ - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of
first - Back in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for
misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said listen to
Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those
bellies - are all dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe
me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I
get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk
- of the hands of the people - with the food - Now I'm confined
to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year
old dudes - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made
up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead
horse - with a career that is cursed？ - I'll just sue for
royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm
Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! -
Poodle Head!
5.Airstream
driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with
equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load -
airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! -
airstream! airstream! airstream! - on our way to your town -
cause you've never seen us play - with our airstream's
aerodynamic design - we should be there any day - airstream!
airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream!
airstream! airstream! - airstream is so shinny - and it's made
out of aluminum - you can't tell if it's a '64 - or an '81 - I
know that it's American made - So my chest just swells with
pride - Then I grab that stainless steel handle - And I pull
myself inside - double insulation - diamond tuck n roll -
toilet, shower, refrigerator - we're completely self contained -
airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! -
airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so beautiful -
we can hardly keep the foxes out - when we round that final
corner - we can hear them shout - airstream!
6.Allah
Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - I studied carefully, - and I do
believe - the best of heavens is to except is Islam - I hope
that book is right - they promise paradise - I'm going for the
bonus - of a martyr's reward - And when I fight - I know he
makes me strong - And when I die - I know I can't be wrong - I
know my only chance is - Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - The
prophet has summoned us to attack - He said we must in his
defense - against those who don't believe - And when I fight - I
know - he makes me strong - And when I die - I know - I can't be
wrong - The last day grows near - my belief takes away the fear
- I made the right choice - My God's the only God - And when I
fight - I know he makes me strong - And when I die - I know I
can't be wrong - I know my only chance is - Allah! Allah! Allah!
Allah! - When the infant girl buried alive - is asked for which
crime she is slain - When the records of men's deeds - are laid
open and heaven is stripped bare - When hell burns fiercely and
paradise is brought here - then each soul will know what it has
done - It's time to party with - Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!
7.My girlfriend's dead
I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere I go
people always ask me where she was
I dont wanna talk about her
someone always asks about her
so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I say it's lukemia
they sometimes beleive me-a
or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head
I dont wanna talk about her
someone always asks about her
so I tell them all she's dead
I guess there's a part of me
that likes the simpathy
and the looks on their faces
when I tell them how she passed away
i dont wanna talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
she's dead
my girlfriends dead
my girlfriends dead you see
it's a total lie but it's easier on me
than having to admit that she likes someone else
my girlfriend's dead
my girlfriend's dead ya know
please change the subject
I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven
i dont wanna talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
she's dead
I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere I go
people would ask me where she was
I dont wanna talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I dont wanna talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
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